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Nasa have announced they are now prepared to bring the Discovery crew home. The International Space Station has as much room inside as a 300-passenger 747 jet, yet only three people live onboard. Scientists have decided that on the astronauts return, there fastest way to lose weight will be to join the Biggest Loser T.V show.

Nintendo is suing the Nyko Company, claiming that the Nyko's wireless Kama Nunchuck "wholly appropriates the novel shape, design, overall appearance and even the color and materials used in the Nintendo Nunchuk controller." Nyko responded by declaring a wii boxing match later this evening.

A high-ranking federal judge caught with raunchy photos on his personal Web site while he was presiding over an anti-smut case today removed himself from the trial. Alex Kozinski cried in a statement, admitting that he found it hard to engage further proceedings with a constant boner behind the stand.

Researchers have developed a new skin patch that may help protect travelers from a common vacation spoiler: traveler's diarrhea. The patch is easy to apply, turns brown when needs replacing, and coincidently resembles the common baby nappy.

As part of an ongoing campaign against polyvinyl chloride, a Virginia-based environmental advocacy group today called on manufacturers and retailers to phase out its use in shower curtains. This calls as up to 1000 Americans die each year from being trapped in their shower curtains, unable to bite through the thin plastic curtains.