Photos taken on Chinese New Year '09.
Bamboo shoots growing in oriental vase.
Oriental dork growing on coat hanger.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Bamboo shoots growing in oriental vase.Oriental dork growing on coat hanger.
At work I have sitting behind me my Boss (Team Leader), my boss's boss (General Manager), my boss's boss's boss (The Director), and in the room behind them, the boss's boss's boss's boss (The CEO). lol. Now don't slouch. Sit up straight. Be a good boy.
Talking to colleagues today, we were discussing our eye vision. We talked about the definition of far sightedness and close sightedness, which came to conclusion that close sightedness is clear vision between you and the screen infront of you, while, far sightedness is everything that's further than that. Does that sound right???
Anyways, after the discussion, I decided to play a prank of them. I downloaded an eye chart, printed it out, and then took the same file, and blurred the image.
With those two pieces of paper, one behind the other, I approached them up close, and explained that I was going to work out how good their vision was. All they had to do was read out as many letters as possible. The un-blurred version was shown.
I then walked off with my back towards them. At this stage, I swapped the two around.
I stopped. Turned around. I asked them to start reading.
Everyone was glaring at it, trying to read it.
There was utter silence for 2 seconds.
One then shouted out "We're not stupid ray, that one's blurred"
DAMN!!! HAHAHAHAHA............ Had them for at least a few seconds anyway.
Hahaha, my turn.
This is how I visualized myself as a Simpson Character.
What do you think? Did it work on me? Does it look like me?
Try out the Burger King and Simpson Movie marketing toy at http://simpsonizeme.com/
You can never escape the gloriness of fried chips!!! My friend, let me present to you, the friermon:
NEW! FRESH FAST FRIES. Fried in 90 seconds~!!!!!!! At a low low cost of $2.50 (if i remember correctly). This machine was found outside the skate board monster stadium rink in Olympic Park. WOW. And funny how they relate skater boy to chip eaters. lol.
It's an interesting concept, though, I'm not to sure if it'll catch on anytime soon. It promotes the idea of easy-to-go chips, but from a first time buyer perspective, there is skepticism, as it doesn't show any promise into the quality or freshness of the product. I personally like mine made by a person, but I can imagine this concept widely done in say, asian countries. Has anyone tried these chips?
Just in addition, I read this article in the MX that states why there is an enticing aroma to fried chips comes. It comes from the make up of different scents such as butterscotch, onions, hints of cocoa, cheese, flowers, and get this, ironing boards!
Anyways, moving along, I went past ANZ stadium, and had to do this, you know, just to piss the aussies off a little :P
Now sanity! Return!
When they invent clothes that stay clean & fresh forever, the Emperor Workstation will be the place you'll find me any time of the day.
I sure hope they also install a handy toiletry in it too.------------------------------------------
On a random story.....
One night my computer decided to stop running. I freaked because I didn't back up some important information. I unplugged everything and opened my computer case. Inside was very dusty and it smelt like smoke.
I suspected the dust bunnies, so I got a balloon pump, and gave it an air-bath. I pumped the motherboard, graphics card, hard drives, cables, etc. After cleaning, it worked, and I was relieved.
The next day, it happened again. I unplugged and plugged the power supply and realised something was missing. There was no start up sound. I suspected the power supply, and took it out. While I was waiting for my dad to scrounge around in his room finding a spare power supply, I decided to air-bath the power supply. Pumping and pumping, a few roach wings flew out. HOW SCARY @_____@!
I've heard of cockroaches living in the computer, but my friend, that's proof~!!!
Well, the computer worked again, and it hasn't failed since then. So that's good :D
What would things look like if they were miniature.
Tilt Shift Maker tries to make it quickly possible for the general public. By choosing which areas to focus on, it blurs everything else, giving depth of field, and hence, the illusion of miniaturism. Check it out!!
I did a couple of tests, and here's how it came out:
So what do you think? Do they look convincing?I had to process them a little further in Photoshop because the online application has limits, such as, objects in the foreground that fall into the "focused" areas will remain focused, and break the illusion.
I think the program works by increasing the highlights, reducing the shadows, and bringing the saturation to +25. It then does a Gaussian blur and masks out the focused areas. A tip is to use nice landscape shots. The illusion doesn't work for portraits or macro shots.
I guess it's quite interesting. Kept me entertained for a half an hour. I guess you really have to make yourself believe they are miniature though, especially for the ones you made yourself.
But nevertheless, good fun :D
I found this FREAKING hilarious!!
And how nostalgic too ^__^
Anyways, YAY!!! OBAMA won. But of course, I'd knew he'd win anyway. If only I bet a huge some of money.. hmm.........
Obama pretty much had the media on his side. And from what we've all learnt, the media is all good and powerful. Plus, the Tina Fey thing obviously put Pahlin her in the bad spotlight. McCain didn't have enough energy to drive his speeches.
Obama also seemed fit enough to reform the economy, and stop the tide of hatred against America. Plus... who could hate a black man? YO?
Some say there's no free Lunch.
For P.Chan, there is a free dinner.
This is from the time he had to wait 45 minutes for his food. The people apologised for the wait, and refunded his money. We rarely see him this happy, except when it's banana time.
Ah, and Eriz...... aren't you glad I'm there to document the funny times ^_^ Keep those Extra Chews coming, and I'll keep my finger trigger happy ^__^
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